Some lines from Sidhu's commentary: "He is as confused as a baby in a topless bar!" Told about Geoffrey Boycott: "If he were put in a bucket full of nipples he would come out sucking his own thumb." "Statistics are like mini skirts, they hide more than what they reveal." "The Indian batting is like a cycle stand; one falls and the others follow." "Indian team without Sachin (Tendulkar) is like giving a kiss without a squeeze." "Geoffrey, you're old. The last time you celebrated your birthday, the candles cost more than the cake." This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados: "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope." "It is better to prevent and prepare than repent and repair!" "Agar ullu din main nahin dekh sakta to ismain surya bhagwan ka kya dosh!" "Don't murder a man who is going to commit suicide." "In India we drive on the left and in England we drive on what is left." "The condition of the Indian team is not as bad as it looks - it's worse." Enjoy!!!