Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not santa At 5th floor: It's just 5 floors I won't die!! ***** Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train. Frnd: Y? Srdr: Got upper berth. Frnd: Y did'nt u exchanged? Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.. ***** SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI.... SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE... ***** SARDAR: YAAR! YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHAR KAISE AA JATE HAI? 2ND SARDAR : OYE! PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI