The sergent put his troops through a fancy drill, at the end of which they lined up three rows deep. Walking down the line, the sergent stopped in front of each soldier, whacked him on the chest with his baton, and barked, "Did that hurt, soldier?" "No, sir!" each replied. "Why not?" yelled the sergent. "Because I'm a United States Marine, sir!" came the reply. Continuing on, the sergent saw a huge penis sticking out of the line and proceeded to whack it with his baton."Did that hurt, soldier?" he boomed. "No, sir," answered the private. "And why not?" "Because it belongs to the guy behind me, sir!"