Great Reasons To Be A Guy... 1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat 2. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase 3. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices 4. Your underwear is $13 for a three-pack 5. Everything on your face stays its original color 6. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character 7. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 8. You don't have to shave below your neck 9. The same hairstyle lasts for years 10. Car mechanics tell you the truth