shweta, i fell asleep while reading your loonnnnnnng joke. in fact, i started snoring as well and was going rampant until my colleague had to smack me to bring me back to life. :P ============== FOR ADULTS ONLY!!!! ( don't tell me if you find it explicit!!:P)... here's a hot joke from my side hahaha. what else you expect? :P there was this girl who was getting kinda nervous having to make out with her bf, coz it was her first time :P. when she looks at her bf's 'thing', she gets even more nervous. haha. her bf tells her not to worry and will let her know how many inches he gets inside her. :P :P so here they go. boy: one (one inch in! :P) girl: c'mon! (she gets excited hehe) boy: two girl: ooh!! (she feels a bit of pain :P) boy: three girl: free!! (you know right!) boy: four girl: more! (she is really excited now) boy: five girl: tight! boy: six girl:almost fixed! (hehe:P) boy: seven girl: HEAVEN!!!! the boy gets really excited now and inserts an inch more! boy: EIGHT!! girl: ooooooohhh...I AM DEAD! (and she dies!) hahahahahahahahahaha :P this used to be one of the most told jokes during my high school days :P :P LooTe PS Happy Vijaya Dashami ya all!!! :P