T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T. A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F". He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T". She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T". The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T". The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?" The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday". ----It's time for Sardarji jokes again------------- -- A manager asked to sardar at an interview, "Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?" Sardar ji replied "P-O-S-T-O-F-F-I-C-E" -- Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Sardar ji: 13th October Interviewer: Which year? Sardar ji: Oye ullu ke patthe. EVERY YEAR -- Teacher to Sardar: "Write your best friend's name in English" Sardar wrote: "Beautiful Red Underwear" Teacher: "What??" Sardar: His name is "Sundar Lal Chaddi" -- Happy Friday to all Sajhalanders!