My dad runs so fast that when he runs around the house, he sees his own butt. Have you heard of this guy with Parkinson's desease? Everytime he goes for pee, he jerks off. The Geography of a Women Between the age of 18-21, a woman is like a Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of it’s own beauty. Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by the past mistakes. Massive reconstructions are now necessary. Between ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future(a bit like Tony Blair, may be Blair is a woman really. After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.