Good one! YOu should have edited the last part out though, for women never stop! what good are buses and trains then.. right???? :D NOTE: You need sense of humour to proceed! Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better." What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. :p appy friday!