Enjoyed a lot, here is my share: Eakbal Singh and Aaureakbal Singh are on the camel, traveling through the desert. They are dying of thirst, and finally they come to an pond. Eakbal Singh and Aaurekbal Singh drink water, but the camel refuse to take a drink. Aaurekbal Singh says, “I’ve got an idea. You hold the camel’s head under water, and I’ll suck on his rear end and try to draw some water up into his mouth.” Eakbal Singh dunks the camel’s head under the water and Aurekbal Singh starts sucking like mad. After a few minutes, Aauekbal Singh yells,’Raise his head a little. All I’m getting is mud from the bottom.” ************************** Alcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it. He drank two quarts of booze every mature day of his life and lived to the age of one hundred and three. I was at the cremation; that fire would not go out ************************** A lady who took a cab from Beverly Hills to Malibu discovered that she had forgotten her purse. When she got out of the car she said to the cab driver, “I’m sorry, I don’t have any money with me.” And she lifted her skirt and said, “Will this do?” The cab driver turned around and sighed, “Gee, Lady, don’t you have anything smaller?” ************************* Listen what poor dick has to say.. It ain’t easy being a dick… I ‘va got a head I can’t think with….an eye I can’t see out of…. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.. My closest neighbor is a real as*hole…. My best friend is a pussy… And every time I get excited I throw up!