A bit long, but funny: Son comes to his father and asks what politics is? Father explains: "In politics there are 5 main points 1. Economical power 2. Government 3. People 4. The country's future 5. Working class" Son did not understand any of these, So father gave an example of his family. Father: "You see son, I do business earn money for our family I am Economical power, Your mother administrates all the money and uses them, she is the government, you my son have needs, so you are the people, your little brother is the future and the maid who takes care of your brother is working class. So do you understand?" Son "yes" In the night the son hear his brother cry because he had sh*t in his pants, so he went to wake his parents in the night, he saw his mother sleeping and snoring. He went to wake the maid. He saw his father fixing the maid through a key hole. He knocked on the door but no answer. He went to bed after several attempts. In the morning. Son:"I think I know what politics is now father." Father: "That sounds good, try to explain to me in your own words" Son: "While the economical power is screwing the work class, the government is just snoring and the people are completely ignored while the country's future is in deep sh*t"