I can't remember which movie these are from, But sounds funny: "I am a professional hitman, I kill people for money but you are my friend. I will kill you for nothing" "I never drink water coz fish f*ck in it" "I love children, speically with salt and papper" Lesly Nielsen enters a party, doorman asks for his coat to hang it for him: Doorman: "Your coat, sir" Lesly nielsen "Yes, and I have a reaceat to prove it" (Naked gun) ---------------------------------------- Serious movies "Hey dog, are you just gonna stand ther and bark or are you bite" (Reservoir Dogs) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/ "Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086250/ Marv: I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people. (Sin City) Marv: What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer. (Sin City) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/ "Eye for an eye ends up making the whole world blind" (Gandhi)