and here is most common dhoti movie dialogue as far as i can recall-- Kamine , kutte main tera khoon pi jaunga (when dharmendra goes mad he always goes for dog. apparently i have heard dogs are very unhappy with dharmendra) Khabardaar, bhagne ki kosish maat karna , tum charo taraf se ghir chuke ho (when police tries to capture villain) Beta main tere liya gajar ka haluwa laya hoon (when mom visits her son in jail) Main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne bali hoon (you know when hehe ) Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do . ( when prem chopra, shakti kappoor or gulshan grover goes for girl. The common response of prem chopra is -- itne achhi cheeze bhagwan ke liye kaise chod du)