A friend of mine told me this one A man suddenly started seeing boobs in anything. He almost behaved like a crazy man with screws gone. His wife was so harassed and still was helpless. She takes him to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist examines him. Looke like a perfect man except about boobs. Psychiatrist: (Shows an apple) what do you see? Man: A red boob. Psychiatrist:(Shows an orange) Now? Man: An orange boob Psychiatrist: (Shows a soccer ball) Next? Man: a big boobs The psychiatrist gives up. He does not know what to say. He then gives a final try Psychiatrist: (shows a pair of wipers) Now tell me what you see? Man: A pair boobs Psychiatrist: (almost yelling) How the hell do you see boobs in wipers? Man: (Pretending as if he was kissing two boobs moves his mouth slowly to the right and then to left, then back and forth) chup chup chup ... chup chup chup