Posted by: Gajedi August 13, 2006
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package org.gajedi.converter; public class LazyToNerd { public Character lazy; public Character nerd; public String levelOfLaziness; public LazyToNerd(Lazy lazy) { this.lazy = lazy; convertToNerd(this.lazy); } public void convertToNerd(Lazy lazy) { if (checkLevelOfLaziness().compareToIgnoreCase("extreme")) { try { this.nerd = (Nerd) lazy.deCharacterize(); } catch (DecharaterizationException e) { kick(); System.err.printStackTrace(e); } } else if(checkLevelOfLaziness().compareToIgnoreCase("moderate")) { try { this.nerd = (Nerd) lazy.deCharacterize(); } catch (DecharaterizationException e) { kick(); System.err.printStackTrace(e); } else { this.nerd = (Nerd) lazy.deCharacterize(); } catch (DecharaterizationException e) { System.err.printStackTrace(e); } } } public String LevelOfLaziness checkLevelOfLaziness() { Lazy lazy = this.lazy; if (lazy.alwaysSleep()) { this.levelOfLaziness = "extreme"; } else if (lazy.mostlySleep()) { this.levelOfLaziness = "moderate"; } else { this.levelOfLaziness = "low"; } return levelOfLaziness; } public void kick() { if (checkLevelOfLaziness().compareToIgnoreCase("extreme")) { int times = 1; for (int i = 0; i < times ; i++) { try { kickArse & Balls; if (blocked) { times = times * 2; } } catch (Exception e) { System.err.printStackTrace(e) kick(); } } } else { int times = 1; for (int i = 0; i < times ; i++) { try { kickArse; if (blocked && times = 5) { this.setLevelOfLaziness = "extreme"; kick(); } if (blocked) { times = times * 1.5; kick(); } } catch (Exception e) { System.err.printStackTrace(e) kick(); } } } } } WAIT FOR MORE POSTINGS ON NERD & LAZY java files devine soul. NepaliSandesh, I will post it in VB sometime later when I will have time to do so. till then learn java.
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