Here is a SHORT STORY about a Nepali boy on his first day at school in the USA . It was the first day of school and a new student named Ram Prasad Neupane entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Ram Prasad, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. "Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except Ram Prasad. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Ram Prasad. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.Ram Prasad, who is Asian and new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "F?*K the Asians," "Who said that?" she demanded. Ram Prasad put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,Ram Prasad says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S?ck this!" Ram Prasad jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Ram Prasad frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f?%ked!" And Ram Prasad said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq , 2005."