Ini Meni Mini Moe. Dang! Just as I wished. Moe fell on beer. Drink beer. Get drunk. Eat chicken and get the last one too. It's like the choice a teacher gave to his student (a Buddhist in this case). Pick one from the follwoing three that you are not supposed to do. 1. Kill a goat and eat it. 2. Sleep with your neighbor's wife. 3. Drink alcohal. The student mulls on the choices. Killing of any life is against the Buddhist Philosophy. No can do. Sleeping with some one else's wife is a sin. No can do. Drinking seemed the least offensive one. So he picked Alcohal. He drrank. Got drunk. Got hungry. Killed the goat, cooked it and ate it. Invited his neighbor's wife to eat it together. And then slept with her as well.