apparently, floppy's body turned out to be non-ohmic :P hence the ohm's formula for the relation between V and I does not hold. through an intensive research, it was found that the current varies in floppy's body quadratically resulting in a complex solutions. the voltmeter that she bought was ohmic and hence got destroyed moment she put it across her body :P. here's the relation of V and I in floppy's body :D V=I^2R+IRC+K :P where C is a constant that depends on the time of the day you measure the voltage across her. :P and K is another constant whose value depends upon the mood she is in here's a list of K values K=1 for normal mood with no expressions K=2 for when she laughs K=3 when she cries K=infinity when she is cranky :@ :@ Loote :)