for hedonistic nepalese in america. Who here agrees with me? There are a few qualities that every girl who went to ANA and posed for ramjham.com possesses: all girls look drunk and stoned, they're all butt-ugly inside and out (one's outward appearance is a backdoor to one's soul, as my mentor used to eloquently say), and they all seem to have undergone a breast enhancement surgical procedure. These women need to learn modesty from their parents. They all seem to enjoy wearing above-the-knee skirts. Oooh, you look so American. Let me state that as a married man with two kids and four cats(skippy, tippy, lucky and flippy), I *do* not appreciate women who flaunt their sexuality in a public setting. It is completely embarrassing, and frankly, I feel that my two lovely daughters, both of whom are less than 10 years of age, and both of whom have been born in the states, should be shielded from people whose only goal in life it seems is to get drunk and flaunt their bodies and have sex with complete strangers. So I ask you this: have you no moral compass? Your parents have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get you to America and provide you with the best education possible. Yet, you decide to blow all the money by going to ANA, and other such Nepalese conventions, which all seem to me to be a congregation of oversexed youths with no jobs, and no money in their wallets. Here is a good advice that I would like to give to you young kids: LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS. Save some money now, or else you will end up homeless with no prospect for a better future. Living like an American means putting on some weight, and subsisting on potato chips and fried chicken. You will also have no savings. You will blow all your money chasing members of the opposite sex, and going on one night stands with people you barely even know.

So kids, think about your future.

I understand that there are people who have not forgotten their culture. These people deserve a standing ovation. I went to ANA convention, a couple of years ago. My friends were in a "bar" where all Nepalis were gathered. Boy, I couldn't even breathe in there with all the people smoking and what not. And everybody(boys and girls alike) was drinking some sort of alcoholic beverage. Oooh, so American. Not really. Actually, drinking and smoking like that is just the Nepali perception of how Americans act. Typical fresh off the boat thinking. Still, my advice to all you kids is this: save money for a rainy day. The only certainties in life life are death and taxes. Please grow up, or you'll only end up messing your life.

Advice from a senile man, who has been there and done that.