10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: - Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: - Sorry, did that hurt? Answer: - No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks... Stupid Question: - Why, why him, of all people. Answer: - Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: - Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer: - No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question: - Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer: - Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question: - Is the guy you're marrying well? Answer: - No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question: - Sorry. Were you sleeping? Answer: - No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question: - Hey have you had a haircut? Answer: - No, its autumn and I'm shedding... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question: - Tell me if it hurts? Answer: - No it won't. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question: - Oh, so you smoke. Answer: - Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!