Dude I don't know if you are trying to be satarical or if you are just plain dumb but either way a quote from your post: "Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra, the world's largest venomous snake that can grow up to five metres." it says Das from a lower caste. Well if you are naive enough not to understand what that means no one can help u unless you are like 6 years old. But if you are blaming this on hindu bahunis in a synical way then dude you are a psycho!