A man stays at room of his beautiful seceretary whole day. Just before returning home he said to his secretary "can you please rub some of the grass on my shoes so that it may look little green". She did it accordingly. The husband returns home . Furious wife asks were was he whole day. The husband replies that he was having sex with his seceretary. The wife sees the touch of greeness in the shoe of the husband and says. "YOU LIER YOU WENT TO PLAY GOLF AGAIN WHOLE DAY ". Moral of the story "the wife never trusts husband nomatter what he says".