Answer to lemon Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? - puppies grow up but men are men. its the boy who grow up to men Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? - because they saw woman Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? -( Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.) but baby who will fix men in first place. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the > ground first? - ( Who cares) - yeah who cares whether they drop on you or other stupid woman eventually its the woman who suffer Q: What did God say after he created man? -(I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.) but like every hit movie the sequel has never been as good as the first one :( Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? -(A: I don't know, I've never seen either.) yes . how would you knwo. you got to have brain to identify intelligence. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? - Yes they have plenty of subordinate girls to look after their business. Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? - becuase man like adventure and holidays Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? -(Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...) so that they can be a perfect match for woman (at least for the time they are drunk) Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -(The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention > of driving. ) the chase and they drive as well. why should they marry when they can drive without marrying Q What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? -(Exchange him) with what lemon. with a woman. well i knew you are a lesbian . thanks for proving Q.Why do men like smart women? -(oppostie attracts) that means smart woman are attracted to foolish man. that in turn proves woman are not smart.