FEW INFLUENTIAL QUOTES :) Perfect marriage is based on a perfect misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde. Behind every successful man stands a surprised Mother-in-Law. - Hubert Humphrey. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christhe. I haven't spoken to my wife in years; I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield. Every man should get married some time; After all, happiness is not the only thing in life! - Anonymous. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others. - Oscar Wilde. Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they'd be married too! - H. L. Mencken. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers, That your wife will give you for free. - Anonymous. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door, Who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up if you let him in. - Anonymous. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday. - Henry Youngman. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who will give you a little love, little affection, little tenderness? It means you are in the wrong house. -George Burns. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family. BUT In another city. -George Burns.