PLease Note: Not recommened for ones who lack sense of humour! Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? > A: Puppies grow up. > > Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? > A: Because they are... > > Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? > A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. > > Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the > ground first? > A: Who cares?????..... > > Q: What did God say after he created man? > A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. > > Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? > A: I don't know, I've never seen either. > > Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? > A: i) no mind ii) no business > > Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? > A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions. > > Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? > A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... > > Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention > of driving. > > Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? > A: Exchange him!! > > Q: Why do men like smart women? > A: Opposites attract.