for giving me the right get 4 wives. I will trade cows for my wives all of which will have their heads sawed off the halal way. The prettiest will be named Aisha. She will be from Iran. The most "wifey" will be from Pakistan. She will make me rotis and parathas. The naughty one will be from Iraq. And the young one will be from Nepal's madrassa somewhere in the terai. Now that we are secular, we can marry 9 yr olds as well. Oh no, it won't stop there. We can swap wives for goats. Viva polygamy. Allahooo Akbar *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* hulalalalala