Especially for those of you who are thinking og breaking up with your partner. 1. Looking back at the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What was I thinking? 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you. 3. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again. 4. When we were together, you always said you would die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. 5. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? 6. I've always wanted to have someone to hold and love. After meeting you, I've changed my mind. 7. Some day I hope to get married, but not to you. 8. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life-jacket, I'm going to miss you and think of you often. 9. We have been dating for a very long time. What do you say we call it quits? 10. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.