ONCE there were three best friends name DICK, JAMES, and HENRY,............ (James got a really bad accident and his face was totally distroyed no one can recognize him.. police officer thought to call James best friends Dick and Henry.) police officer: called Dick to see whether this is James dead boby.... Dick: turn the dead body around see his ASS and say...... NO THIS CAN"T BE JAMES police officer: called Henry to see whether this is James' dead body... Henry: turn the dead body around see his ASS and say...... NO THIS CAN"T BE JAMES. (police officer get supprized that whats the matter that both saw the dead body's ASS and say this cant be james..) so he ask DICK that y u saw the ASS of the dead body and said it cant be James. . DICK reply.. coz whenever three of us go to market people say ... HERE COMES JAMES WITH TWO ASSHOLES ( but this dead body is with one....)