Why, Brilliant Brunette ;), honey, kudos to you for having a sense of humor. Perhaps you and I should go out on a date. Oh trust me, I will treat you like a princess, maybe even spoil you a bit. We could perhaps go out on a joy ride, in my cadillac, to the most remote location possible, unscathed by human activities--the most pristine place imaginable-- and frisk and frolick in the verdant meadow of this place strange--yet familiar ;)--to both of us. I will sing for you the sweetest melody my throat allows, perhaps write for you a nice poem (*ahem* will be rather difficult because I have never written a poem, but anything for me lady) in Old English. Maybe we can test out the endurance of my caddy--test to see how far it goes before it runs out of gas. It will be an adventure of a lifetime. I'll buy you diamonds--a girl's best friend, as they say-- or maybe just the good ol' bouquet if that's your predilection--anything to please me lady, and take you to the most expensive restaurant my wallet can afford, all for me good lady. I will be your thrall for eternity. I will die for thee! What say you? ;) P.S. some of these broads have an axe to grind with me, so they keep taking my good name in vain. I'm like OMG, like that ain't fair. Anybody who doesn't take my posts with a grain of salt (actually take it with a sack) has issues as far as I am concerned. P.P.S can't reply till tomorrow evening if you decide to respond, Brilliant Brunette, my love. My next letter will be more thought out, I promise...I'm having to deal with time constraints. ;(