Here are few funny european/american names. I have clarified some to make it an easy read. Wacker Harry Fingers Miracle Dusty Road Nicholas Fivepennies Al Kickurass Alan Goodtime Aldo Anything (i'll do anything) Craven Dick Alice Notlost Holly Wood Lisa Carr (lease a car) Ames High Rob Banks Ann Tartica Walter Melon (water melon) Luna Tick (lunatic) Ann Tenna (antenna) Hart Burn Mack Aroni Miles Tagoe (miles to go) Carr Parker How about Dr. Deadman, Dr. Payne and the lastly Major Payne or Private Road?