Some more -------- Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open: "Madam, your lips are laughing". She replied "yeah, it wants a cigarette". ----------- Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket? B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets? B'coz signals are high near the tower.... -------------- Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. He puts his hand on her lap. She smiles and says, "You can go further dear". So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA