http://www.karmafarm.com/letter.html (Bitch letter generator, vital) http://mary.dfki.de/online-demos/online-speech-synthesis/speech_synthesis (robot style synthesized voices site- in English and German) http://www.netdisaster.com (destroy websites, easy and fun) ABBA Against Anti Gay Polish Politicians 70s disco pop sensations Abba have collaborated together for the first time in 10 years, by signing memorabilia together to be auctioned in support of Warsaw's Gay Pride Festival which was banned last year by Warsaw's then mayor Lech Kaczynski. Mr Kaczynski (now Poland's Prime Minister) justified the ban on the grounds that gays are 'not a natural part of Poland's culture', then authorised a 'normality parade' one week later which gay rights campaigners said boosted homophobic violence (including the shooting days later of two people outside a gay venue in Katowice). "The marching of openly fascist skinheads throughout the streets of Warsaw, preaching hate against vulnerable minorities and tolerated – if not supported – by government officials has not been seen in Europe since the dark days of the 1930s," Rosanna Flamer-Caldera from the International Lesbian and Gay Association complained, in an open letter to the Polish PM and EU leaders. "Who would have thought we would see ourselves again the target of fascists with no protection from a so-called modern European Government in 2005?" she continued, "It is a disgrace and threat to the values of peace and tolerance that European society has strived to create over the last 60 years," she added. Abba had previously resisted all opportunities to reunite and their involvement should bring significant added pressure on Polish authorities. Always massively popular on the gay scene and general public, the band were also admired by the Sex Pistols, who admitted in the early 90s that one of their seminal punk anthems Pretty Vacant was directly inspired by Abba's disco anthem SOS. "Glenn (Matlock) was a closet Abba fan and funny enough, so was Sid (Vicious)," Sex Pistols singer John Lydon revealed on the sleevenotes to the band's 1992 Best Of compilation. "One time, Sid ran up to the girls from Abba in the Stockholm airport to ask for their autograph. Sid was completely drunk and stuck his hand out," he recalled. "They screamed and ran away. They thought they were being attacked- or maybe they thought he wanted money or something." Gay/ Hate Links: http://www.godhatessweden.com ('WARNING!!! 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The State Government issued their declaration during the deportation proceedings of 60-something long term German resident Ingo Grill and his Canadian wife Maria Brotherton, who together created and ran the arts and crafts flea-market the Saturday Night Bazaar, long one of Goa's key tourist attractions for young western travellers. Mr Grill's fate matches that of ten other Westerners recently deported, as part of a new campaign by Goa police to identify and deport 'undesirable aliens', which Director General of Police (DGP) Neejar Kumar said is being carried out in tandem with their continuing crackdown on dance parties. "Whenever we have got the information, we have stopped the rave party," the DGP told the Goa Herald newspaper, "Last Saturday we stopped one at Arambol." The Goa Herald also revealed that British, American and Israeli authorities have started colluding with Goa police about drugs, which could have startling implications for misbehaving tourists, judging by the experiences of Australians busted in Indonesia recently, following co-operation between Indonesian and Australian cops. London born clubber Myuran Sukumaran, 24, and Andrew Chan face imminent execution by firing squad after being found guilty in February of being ringleaders of the so-called Bali 9 group of heroin smuggling mules, who were caught when Australian Federal Police (AFP) tipped off cops in Bali. "If these Australians are put before a firing squad, it will be because the AFP helped to put them there. It is not appropriate for Australian taxpayers' money to be used to put people in front of firing squads," Cameron Murphy, from New South Wales Council for Civil Liberties said before their trial last year, "Australia should not be aiding and abetting the barbaric death penalty." The duo face being chained to a post on a deserted beach or in the jungle in the early hours then shot by a firing squad armed with just two live rounds between them, said the Age in a report on the process (also published last year). "With a firing squad, there is often a time lapse until they actually die, "a spokesman told the Australian newspaper, "There is usually around a three to five minute (period) until death." http://prisonersoverseas.com/?page_id=99 (Bali 9 prison conditions, includes a graphic firing squad picture) http://www.nswccl.org.au/issues/death_penalty/asiapac.php (The death penalty in the Asia-Pacific region) http://phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/case-bali-arrest-april2005.html#WRITE (Write to the Bali 9: Care packages can be sent directly to the prisoners at Kerobokan Prison. Please address the same as if sending a letter . . .') http://www.media-post.net/manboobs.php (Manboobs) http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html (Bouncing bras) http://www.playboy.com/sex/features/breasttest5 (real or fake test (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!) http://www.Narked.org (The future of clubbing? 'Alcohol and drug-free clubbing is here. 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