"Initially, the hippies came to Goa's pristine beaches, then came the UK nationals and then the Israelis. As of today, the Russians are trying to take control from the Israelis because of business interests." (Goa Herald) Goa police chief Neeraj Kumar confirms they're to deport 13 more 'undesirable' foreigners including 2 Russians reportedly 'missing'. http://www.johnclilly.com (John Lilly: Man and Dolphin: 'Eventually it may be possible for humans to speak with another species. I have come to this conclusion after careful consideration of evidence gained through my research experiments with dolphins . . .') http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html (Sex with Dolphins - "How To", . It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize: probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK- could definitely offend!!!) http://www.funny-games.biz/splash-back.html (Water splash game) US Targets Weapons Of Fat Destruction America authorities launched a war on obesity this week, suggesting that fat people could soon pose a greater threat than Osama Bin Laden "Obesity is the internal terror," US surgeon general Richard Carmona warned, "Unless we act, the magnitude of the problem will exceed that of September 11 or of any other terrorist attempt." (Le Figaro, France) The scale of the international threat was illustrated in Australia this week where public standards chief Colin Blair (no relation to Tony) revealed that officials are to urgently examine whether the current 45kg load-bearing capacity of toilet seats will soon have to be increased. Mr Blair said they'll be reconsidering 'rigidity loads' and latest weight statistics, just over a year after a study by the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare and the Heart Foundation revealed that obesity has doubled since 1993. "It is the postcard image of Australia and perhaps one of the country's most enduring self-deceptions - a young, fit, bronzed surfer soaking up the sun," the Guardian reported last January. "The crushing reality, however, is that the average Australian male is more likely to be a flabby couch potato, with two out of three Australian men now considered to be overweight or obese." Meanwhile in the UK, the Sun revealed that seats at Britain's new national stadium Wembley are to be 20% wider at 50cm while UK office supply company Senator also said British bums are increasing in girth so much so that they've commissioned a major redesign of all their office chairs. "The average body is changing," Senator boss Colin Mustoe told the Independent, "We've noticed that through our research, over the past ten years certainly, but within the past five years most dramatically." The British reports made no reference to gender comparisons which could be linked to a report last year that obesity epidemic means women are becoming increasingly manly. "We are going to have slightly more masculine-looking women in future," Professor Mike Lean predicted in the Standard, last March, "the problem is getting worse." Sex Related Links: http://harpers.org/HighMaintenance.html ('High Maintenance Girl' handling tips) http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/visualarts/Image-Library/Delvoye/Kiss-2-cibachrome-2001-lg.jpg (X-Ray porn (NOT SAFE for work!!!) http://www.vissor.com/interactive/assets/slut.swf (Breast slot machine (safe)) http://politicalgraveyard.com (Dead politicians) http://www.getcrafty.com/store/skull.html (Crocheted skulls)