Like most of the girls who are attracted towards jerks and stick with them who even after they were abused, Ashu you were duly paid off for your affair with Comrade Natasha. You taught me couple of things by your story. 1. I should have Everest toothpaste smile. 2. I should buy pressure cooker regularly to get free pressure cookers. It would be a good income soon. Good April Fool story.