# You can GET chocolate. # "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. # Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. # You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. # You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. # You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. # If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. # Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. # The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. # You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. # You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. # You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. # With chocolate there's no need to fake it. # Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. # You can have chocolate at any time of the month. # Good chocolate is easy to find. # You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. # You are never too young or too old for chocolate. # When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. # With chocolate size doesn't matter.