suddenly..Ganesh wakes up(again ;oP)and realises..he was daydreamin..about J-lo..president..mouse..etc ;oP he is now standing at the steps of the mandir...one of the shabby lookin boys approaches ganesh ji..and asks him.."tapai Ganesh ji hau?" Ganesh replies, "purush!abhamdhananam!(u know the way gods speaks!;oP)...Ma Ganesh ho..kina?mero wife dekhis?" "hoina Ganesh ji..tapai ko wife ta kaha dheknu..chiney po"..answers the shabby boy..and before Ganesh could interrupt..adds on.."Ma ta tapai lai sodney po bhaneyko..tapai ko kaan kasto thulo hau!..nhaak pani!abui!chaakka pareyko ma ta tapain najik auda :o|.." Ganesh is speechless..and doesnt really know wat to say..but manages to compose himself... "baalik...aru ke cha?ma ta rush ma chu..budi lai khojdey chu ke..bharai pheri if i dun find her pani tension..katti gali khaney hola..dun find pani tension..khojnas malai bhandai aucha :oS" "cha cha" replies the boy... "khana kaha paucha?hamilai bhog ley raag garyo :oS" Ganesh does the thinkers pose (the one with his hand on his chin)..but before u can picture that pose..he gets out of that pose..his eyes filled with glee..and says.."purush!paucha!khana paucha!" boy starts gettn excited.."kaha!?" "hati ko chaak ma!" Ganesh answers instantly..followed by burst of hysterical trumpeting(get it?u better re kya ;oP hehe) the boys are all stunned by ganesh outburst :o|... but one of them speaks out.."ganesh ji..i think mailey tapai ko wife lai dehkhey just now".. ganesh stops his trumpeting and straight away asks.."kaha?|" and the boys all in unison..replies.."HATI KO CHAK MA!!!" and now they are laughn uncontrollably...while Ganesh chai shows his thees face.. but in the end..the boys apologises..and so does Ganesh..and Ganesh tells them to feel free to have the food at the altar..anytime...day..or night..and if any problem..call him..number ni 1800-Your-Ganesh re kya ;oP hehe.. anyways the shabby boys are now happily munchin the mood in the altar..and Ganesh is back to his thots where his wife could be...a thot suddenly comes to him..."salli bisaal baazar ma ta pugyo na?" (ok dun mind the length..was tryn to be short as possible :oS hehe..and if up there doesnt make sense?duh!not everyone makes sense do they?;oP hehe..accept me!:o( ;oP hehe)