Toothpaste & B*O *bs What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & B*O*bs? Guess ? its easy !! U know the answer !! Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao.... ....................... Wife n Mobile 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai. .................................. SUN & WOMEN what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UN*DERWE*R? 1) both are hot. 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night............ ............................................. woman's period Whats the closest thing to a womans period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come, everythings f~ cke*d ............................. Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ? A-A woman Q-why ? A-Because, whichever way you f *u*k her, the balls just wont go in. ....................................... During pregnancy :- During pregnancy,1st three months fu**k normal style, Next 3 months fu*k dog style, Last 3 months do it wolf style, sit outside the pus*y and howl. ............................................. days with gals 1st = luv me,don’t touch me, 2nd = touch me, don’t kiss me, 3rd = kis*s me, don’t f u*k me, 4th = fu**k me, don’t forget me, 5th = forget me,don’t tell anyone ............................................