Sex karo daily, Agar wo mil jaye akeli, agar na mile akeli to pakar lo us ki saheli, agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli lekin sex karo daily ............................ DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20 - DIN RAAT, AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT, AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT, AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT... ..................................... 1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai, aja sajna tera intzar hai. 2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai, dil bekrar hai, aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. ................................. Radha a man jumps into his bed & starts making luv, woman in bed says - jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali radha hoon man: ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus gaya AADHA!! .................................... He : Andar Gaya? She : Ha.. Gaya. He : Dukha Kya? She : Zara bhi nahi. He : Aur Ek Baar? She : Ab isme Daalo. He : Achha laga? She : Haa..Bahoot. . . . He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO.... .............................. Man n Monkey What Is comman Between Man And Monkey??? Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai. ................................... Sex Object SANTA:What do you think of women? BANTA:They are all sex objects.... SANTA:Why? BANTA:When I ask them for sex, they object !! ................................. Kitna Mushkil hai pehle hath me lo. fir sidha karo... fir muh me lo... aur thook lagao... aur andar gusao.. KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA *