Dedicated to all the sardar lovers. I know some are old ones but always worth us a laugh 1. Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train. Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth? Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth... 2. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 3. Sardar-why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running? 4. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail". 5. Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager." 6. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! 7. One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... 8. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go. 9. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What came first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first. 10. Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.! 11. Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.... 12. Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. 13. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! 14. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. Be Healthy & Always Smile