Check this out! hahaha >>Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up >>that >>morning. >> >>I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would >>be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and possibly >>have a gift for me. >> >> >>As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone >>Happy Birthday". >> >>I thought... well, that's marriage for you, at least the kids >>will remember. >> >> >>My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. >> >>So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and >>somewhat despondent. >> >> >>As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said >>"Good morning, Boss. Happy birthday!". >> >>I felt a little better that a least someone had remembered. >> >>I worked until one o'clock, then, Jane knocked on my >>door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside >>and it's your birthday, so let's go out to lunch, just you and me." >> >>I said, "Thanks Jane. That's the greatest thing I've heard >>all day. Let's go!" >> >> >>We went to lunch, but we didn't go to where we normally >>would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private >>table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal >>tremendously. >> >>On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's >>such a beautiful day... we don't need to go back to the office >>do we?" >> >> >>I responded, "I guess not. What did you have in mind?" >> >>She said, "Let's go to my apartment." >> >> >>After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said >>"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the >>bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." >> >>"OK." I nervously replied. >> >> >>She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, >>she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... >> >>Followed by my wife, kids, and a dozen of my friends and >>co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". >> >> >>And I just sat there... >> >>On the couch... >> >> >>Naked.