Posted by: thugged out March 4, 2006
Brokeback Mountain
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The movie is about gay people having intercourse(doggy style, what else). Furthermore, the movie shows animal cruelty. PETA is all over this. What this movie tries to suggest is that gay sex is in fact okay; that one's anus is not just an "exit" hole if you know what I mean;that same-sex affair is natural; that semen is protein rich. To prove their point, they in fact have gay penguins in some liberal zoo. What these whackos want to show is that homosexuality is found among animals. March of the Penguin in fact proves the exact opposite. This movie shows how much Penguins care for their younguns. Furthermore, this is Hollywood's way of promoting their homosexual agenda. This movie is for liberal fruitloops who love backdoor action. This movie is not for straight people. It is a political movie supported by the likes of George Clooney, of all traitors out there. From what I understand, Michael Moore the big, fat tub of lard, also makes a cameo appearance and is seen fellating the movie's protagonist. Furthermore, Al Franken has conceded that he masturbates to this movie. Barbara Streisand got so moved that she has finally admitted to having had a torrid lesbian affair with some playboy centerfold. We all knew she had lesbian proclivities. Our suspicion turned out to be true, of course. The movie involves tons and tons of moans and groans. It was like watching a gay porn. Lots of nudity and buttsex. This movie is appealing to three groups: 1. Metrosexuals who shave their pubes and get manicures and pedicures done. 2. Gay people like Richard Hatch. Yes, the same Richard Hatch who got charged for tax evasion. 3. Libertine liberal nutjobs who 1)have experimented with homosexuality, and 2) hate president George Bush the II. Anybody who watches this movie ought to be eyed with suspicion.
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