well said usagal totaally agree w/ u these guys they suck a$$ Why Men and Dogs are the Same. 10. Both take up too much space on the bed. 9. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners. 8. Both are threatened by their own kind. 7. Both mark their territory. 6. Both tend to smell riper with age. 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 4. Both have an inordinate fascination with women?s crotches. 3. Both fart shamelessly. 2. Both like dominance games. 1. Both are suspicious of the postman.