This one is really funny and it is a true incident.I got it from the the " THE WEEK" magazine. A Chineese immigrant in the Illinois has been forced to change his name after suffreing snickers and abouse. " Before I came to United States, no problems," said Andy Kwok, unknown until recently as Fuk King Kwok. " But in translation in Englich, it shound like ................. the word.............. you know. sometimes language is not so convenient and sometimes I am embarrassed, you know?? Kwok sayss he was first alerted to the problem by a clerk at the Department of MOtor Vehicles.