no one is to blame it was all fated written in the stars and you know what in the next cycle of creation its bound to happen again AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT so instead of lifting up our tired, world-eary arms let us do nothing since what we do makes no difference at all let us blame the earth the moon the alignment of the planets and the jyotishis who read and interpret these alignments let us wallow in the mud of self-pity because our country was cursed by sati our country has corrupt leaders our country has wonderful citizens like us who chew pan, spit on the sidewalks and then expect the city to clean up our spittle and they should do it withoud burdening us with taxes which we're not gonna pay anyways so let us blame the universe let us blame america let us blame those goddamn dhotis those marwadis with all their hard work and all their success let us blame the bahuns and the chettris they are the ones who ground nepal right into the dust it is so much more to blame others much easier than holding in that pee before you get home