Little Bit of Humor. :o! 11 HUSBANDS!!! A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,"Please be gentle. I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be." "Husband #2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband #3 was from Field Services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. " "Husband #6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not" "Husband #7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it." "Husband #8 was a psychiatrist. All he ever did was talk about it." "Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look." "Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was..... God, I miss him!" "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "But, why?" "You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED