Hey, I went to the zoo the other day and I saw Hanuman the immortal ape locked in a cage with tears in his eyes...I proceeded to throw a rotten banana at him and then I laughed...next, it was on to the elephant sanctuary where I threw peanuts at Ganeshji and made fun of his obesity...He refused to eat the peanuts, he probably wanted some laddu instead.... after all that, I was tired and hungry, so I said "Jay Shri Ram" and went to eat some hamburgers..With a great feeling of accomplishment, I came home and had a good night sleep..