PLAGIARISM! PLAGIARISM!! PLAGIARISM!!! THIS GUY REALLY DIDNT SHAVE HIS BUTT HAIR!!!!! Guys Visit this website:- http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=RNWE,RNWE:2005-30,RNWE:en&q=No%2C+I+was+not+constipated%3B+this+was+not+a+regularity+problem+but+a+matter+of+technique%2E+It+seems+my+ass%2Dhair+had+grown+to+such+a+length+that+tiny+grogans+were+constantly+getting+tied+up+in+the+matted+jungle+between+my+asscheeks%2E+It+led+to+much+frustration%2C+with+me+KNOWING+that+I+still+had+something+to+drop%2C+but+unable+to+shake+the+tenacious+turd+loose+from+its+butthair+dwelling%2E+Eventually+I+would+have+to+do+two+things%3A+either+reach+down+with+some+paper+and+try+to+pinch+off+the+lingering+loaf+%28which+required+careful+precision+to+avoid+smearing+the+creature+all+over+my+rear%2C+especially+since+I+had+no+way+of+seeing+what+I+was+doing%29+or+just+go+for+broke%2C+start+wiping%2C+and+hope+that+I+could+remove+all+the+leftover+fecal+matter+before+the+toilet+paper+reached+its+Can%27t%2DBe%2DFlushed+threshold%2E well this dude just copied n pasted from some website..... no source quoted.... thats called :- PLAGIARISM??? i think??