She Drives Like Crazy!!! Where'd you learn how to steer? You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can't relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree There fender benders are killin' me... She drives like crazy Like no one else She drives like crazy, and I'm afraid for myself They will put you behind bars We're not playin' bumper cars Did a great figure eight In the middle of the Interstate Tires squeal wherever we go Even hitchhikers just say no She drives like crazy, Her car's a mess She drives like crazy, she's got a death wish, I guess. She's a demon, behind the wheel Thinks she's drivin' the batmobile Burnin' rubber in school zones Runnin' over traffic cones Passin' semis on the right Now my knuckles are turnin' white She drives like crazy, She'll break our necks She drives like crazy, She always gets into wrecks She drives like crazy like no one else She drives like crazy, Now I'm afraid for myself...:p