Posted by: Turbulence January 19, 2006
Adult Joke - Restricted Post for Minors!
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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his sweethearts birthday and after careful consideration decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweethearts younger sister he went to the department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the clerk got the items mixed so that the sister got the gloves and the man the panties. Without checking the package, he sealed the contents and sent it to his sweetheart along with the following note. ********************************************************************** My Darling, I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and she looked really smart! I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp after wearing. Be sure to keep them on when cleaning them or they may shrink. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love, P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with al little fur showing.
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