Happy MLK day, And now few jokes to make you laugh. Here you go... ********************* Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main SWARGWASI... *************************************** They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense ********************************************! ***** After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI *************************************** Like someone said..its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives ******************************************* It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a country BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... KAAMWALI **************************************** When I call you 1 ring means i'm thinkin of you 2 rings means i like you 3 rings means i'm missing you 4 rings means i need you 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA! ************************************** Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko. ******************************* Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon. ***************************************** jis tarah heere ko heera katta hai... sone ko sona katta hai.... lohe ko loha katta hai.... theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta katega.... ************************************ What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! *************************************** Duniya mai! Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi SURAJ ko hi dekho wo Aata hai USHA ke sath aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath, Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath **************************************** The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms" She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks & then says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect" ******************************* Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!! ************************************************ It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs AR! RANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered *********************************** Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho? Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho. ************************************************* YAMRAJ took SHIVA on tour of hell. There Gandhi dancing with Diana! SHIVA askd:Why Gandhi's punishment is joyful? YAMRAJ: it's punishment 2 Diana not Gandhi *********************************************** Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. Bhagwaan Shivji..Prakat hoke Bole.Vatsa maang.. kya chahiye tujhey! Bakth bola shivji mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do! Shivji ne kaha vatsa tuney badi achchi tapasya ki hai.kuch bada maang! Par wo to ada hi hua tha. bola, nahin guitar hi do! Shivji uskey pao mein gir gaye bole tu kuch aur maang.guitar na maang .. Wo bola nahin mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye. Ab Shivji gussey main aa gaye AUR bole y. . . . . abbe agar mere paas guitar hoti to mein yeh damru kyo bajate phirta! *********************************** Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". ************************************************************* A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! ******************* Now how about SHAQ Vs KOBE? Chill out.