TAKE THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME... A=I'D LOVE TO LICK B=I ATE C=I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR D=I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH E=I MILKED F=I SAT ON G=I SAW H=I'M IN LOVE WITH I=IN MY ROOM I FOUND J=I PUSHED K=I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH L=I MURDERED M=I TORTURED N=I DEEP-FRIED O=IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND P=I BASHED UP Q=I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO R=I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH S=I'M MOVING IN WITH T=I JUST KILLED U=I KICKED AND KILLED V=I SKINNED ALIVE W=I GAVE MY NUMBER TO X=I MARINATED Y=I BABYSAT Z=I TRADED MY MOM FOR NOW TAKE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME... A=A HIPPOPOTAMUS B=A CURLY FRY C= A NAKED OLD LADY. D=AN ERASER E=A GAY GUY F= A BLOCK OF CHEESE G=AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP H=A GREASY PAPER PLATE I=A SPORK J=A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON K=GEORGE WASHINGTON L=A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM M=A SEA URCHIN N=A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES O=ORANGE JUICE P=A BRA Q=A BIRD R=A STOP SIGN S=A DUSTPAN T=A RANDOM GUY U=A RANDOM GIRL V=A YELLOW PAPERCLIP W=A PAIR OF SNEAKERS X=A TURKEY Y=A CHICKEN Z=A JELLYBEAN NOW TAKE THEM AND THE WORDS YOU GOT, AND PUT THEM AS THE TITLE OF THIS, AND FORWARD IT, JUST FOR A LUGH.